This crazy woman have pulled a knife on me and tried to run me over with her car when she became unstable. I am now very convinced she was putting something "special" in my food everyday. I have never met a more mentally disturbed woman in my entire life.
Woman, my Canadian mother warned me not to get involved with you because you seemed to be too GHETTO. You made a good impression on myself, my sisters, my grandfather and his wife. The fact that you were able to impress Auntie was totally amazing because she is one hard woman to impress.