In this rare Jewcy archival footage, Tom Cruise explains why he, as a Jew, has a duty to individually take care of all the problems in the world. Having personally cured AIDS, Cancer, 9/11, and more, Cruise explains here how his numerous accomplishments all stem from his ability to KJW: to Keep Judaism Working.
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In the first of his "Two Minute Mitzvah" video series, former Polyphonic Spree French hornist and latex impresario Louis Schwadron transforms himself into Rabbi Yoni Goldfarb, the people's rabbi, with morsels of everflowing kindness in the murky webstream waters of today.
See Yoni Mitzvah. Mitzvah, Yoni, Mitzvah.
