A wise man (EbenGregory) once said that a fanatic is one who can't change her mind and won't change the subject. In another useless news report called THE JEWELRY REPORT, Superhead uses her new book to help Jaime Foxx, Mike Tyson and Whitney Houston move their personal business to Front Street.
In EbenGregory's world, friends aren't jumper cables...you don't throw them into the trunk and pull them out for emergencies. That is unless your names Cam'ron. In another esoteric episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, Jim Jones gets cozy with 50 Cent while mulling his options to jump the Dip Set ship.
EbenGregory wonders when it comes to the fork in the road, does Diddy always go right? In a new episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, Diddy indulges in tantric love-making for 30 hours straight while dodging a gay fat man at a London Club. Four words: Take that, take that.
Let EbenGregory tell it...juice is bad!!! In another non-shocking episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, EbenGregory provides non-hard-hitting news reporting as he investigates why 50 Cent, Timbaland and Mary j Blige were named in the New York State steroid investigation.
Let EbenGregory tell it, everyone has a "best friend" during each stage of life-only a lucky few have the same one...ask Jim Jones. In another dumb episode of non-funny called THE JEWELRY REPORT, Camron squashes the beef with Juelz and sells his contract to Def Jam for $2 million in cash.
Let EbenGregory tell it, any relationship in which two people become one, the end result is two half people. In another exciting boring episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, Young Buck gives a no holds barred interview while spilling the beans on his failing relationship with 50 Cent.
Let EbenGregory (and Akon) tell it, a lie told often enough becomes the truth. In the latest episoe of foolishness called THE JEWELRY REPORT, Akon and his gangster lifestyle gets exposed as fraud. One word...boo!
Let EbenGregory tell it, the solution of every problem is another problem...ask DMX. In another happy go lucky episode of non-foolishness called THE JEWELRY REPORT, Juelz Santana reveals how Cam'ron balla blocked his money until he was sold to Def Jam for $2 million.
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![Juelz Santana Breaks Silence On Cam\](http://img.youtube.com/vi/68K6zOuLJiI/2.jpg "Juelz Santana Breaks Silence On Cam\")
