This guy is so crazy he's beyond hope. I'm not even going to dwell upon the fundamental flaw in his logic. You have to get girls in your apartment before you can seduce them with your beverage selection. I'd like him to explain how he does that, but I'm afraid of the answer.
CANCER IS...PURE EVIL. IT IS A FAT LITTLE LUMP THAT NEEDS TO BE...DESTROYED.
WHEN THERE IS A CANCER, YOU HAVE TO...FIGHT IT.
YOU CAN'T REASON WITH CANCER! YOU CAN'T WISH IT AWAY! CANCER DOESN'T PLAY BY THE RULES, SO NEITHER CAN YOU!
YOU HAVE TO BE WILLING TO GIVE UP EVERYTHING, BECUASE THE CANCER WILL...TAKE EVERYTHING. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!
WHEN YOU HAVE CANCER, YOU FIGHT!